Sunday, May 21, 2006
You know you're from Wisconsin if...
- Your best shirt has a big letter G on it.
- You know what's knee-high by the fourth of July.
- You can recognize someone from Illinois by their driving.
- You buy your Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
- You are a connoisseur of cheese curds and find anyone unfamiliar with them to be frighteningly foreign.
- You know that Kaukauna is NOT a Hawaiian Island.
- You or someone you know was a Dairy Princess at a county fair.
- You know that "combine" is a noun.
- You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue against a flag pole.
- You think the major religions are Lutheran and Catholic.
- You have driven your car on a lake.
- At every wedding you have been to you have danced "The Hokey Pokey" and "The Chicken Dance."
- You know what a bubbler is.
- Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
- You understand these jokes and tell them to your Wisconsin friends.
- You know what's knee-high by the fourth of July.
- You can recognize someone from Illinois by their driving.
- You buy your Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
- You are a connoisseur of cheese curds and find anyone unfamiliar with them to be frighteningly foreign.
- You know that Kaukauna is NOT a Hawaiian Island.
- You or someone you know was a Dairy Princess at a county fair.
- You know that "combine" is a noun.
- You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue against a flag pole.
- You think the major religions are Lutheran and Catholic.
- You have driven your car on a lake.
- At every wedding you have been to you have danced "The Hokey Pokey" and "The Chicken Dance."
- You know what a bubbler is.
- Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
- You understand these jokes and tell them to your Wisconsin friends.