Monday, September 04, 2006
Tribute to Chuck Norris
It's my older brother's birthday today. He is a fan of Chuck Norris. After a little reading, I've found out some interesting facts. (There are hundreds out there - I've selected a few of my favorites.)
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris always knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire visible light spectrum. Except pink - Tom Cruise invented pink.
It only takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch "60 Minutes."
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up; he's pushing the earth down.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has called him on it. Ever.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. It is not because he is afraid of the dark; the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
***one more note: There is a bridge being build in Budapest, Hungary and there is a website where you can vote on a name for the bridge. "Chuck Norris" is currently 6th on the list. Unfortunately, the website is not in English so voting is difficult. Anyone speak Hungarian? (I know Chuck Norris does!)
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris always knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire visible light spectrum. Except pink - Tom Cruise invented pink.
It only takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch "60 Minutes."
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up; he's pushing the earth down.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has called him on it. Ever.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. It is not because he is afraid of the dark; the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
***one more note: There is a bridge being build in Budapest, Hungary and there is a website where you can vote on a name for the bridge. "Chuck Norris" is currently 6th on the list. Unfortunately, the website is not in English so voting is difficult. Anyone speak Hungarian? (I know Chuck Norris does!)
# posted by angela @ 2:04 AM 
